postgame:romancing_the_blender [New Game Plus]

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====== Romancing The Blender ======

One day, after all the doughnuts are misted and all the oranges are blended, there would be a meeting. A meeting between two appliances, both more than meet the eye. They would meet for a union that would last forevermore. A union heralded by these words:

> Two appliances, both alike in dignity,
> In fair Mydreign, where we lay our scene,
> From ancient oranges to new juice,
> Where civil donuts makes civil hands misty.
> From forth the hands of these two Capybara,
> A pair of star-cross'd lovers begin their life;
> Whose adventured glorious overthrows
> Do with their romance make their parents happy.
> The mechanical passage of their life-mark'd love,
> And the continuance of their parents' duty,
> Which, but their children's love, nought could remove,
> Was then the six sessions' traffic of our stage;
> The which, if you with patient ears attended,
> What here shall miss, our toil shall be mended.

The Blender whirs. The Doughnutmister buzzes. All is well.